Sunday, December 11, 2011

Tamil JOKE & COMEDY SMS

We know that 2/10 = 0.2
But, Can you Prove
that 2/10 = 2
Other Students : cha cha Yeppadi paa mudiyum.? Engineering Terrors :
ha ha yevvallavo pannittoam idha panna maattoamaa.?
2 – Two, 10 – Ten..
Two/Ten = wo/en. (Agreed.?)Now, Alphabetical Numbers :
W-23, O-15, E-5, N-14
W + O = 23 + 15 = 38
E + N = 5 + 14 = 19

So, WO/EN = 38/19 = 2..
Hence Proved…
WHAT A ROCK.!!!!
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Parichayula fail aayitta thirumba padichu pass pannalaam.Aaana paas ayitta thirum padichuu fail aaga mudiyadhu.
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Leave ketka, manager'rukku ice vachhadhu thappa poiyiducchu.
Aen, enna aachu?
Ice vachadula, chali pidichu rendu naal avar leave pottutaaru!
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Kappal aen aadi aadi pogudhu?
Aenna adhu eppoludhum "thanniyila" irukku.
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Carpenter eppadi joke adippaaru?
Aru aru'nnu aruppaaru 

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Ennanga, paal oru litre 50 rovaya?!
Thanni panjam, adhan. 

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Mega Chance'sae illai Aruvai
If you want gold,
easy way to get:
no investment required.
Catch a pair of crows.
Along with their child.
And:
Kaakkai'kku thun kunju, PON-kunju.

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Barber'kku piditha kai edhu?
kathiri-kai.

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Man1:
Neenga sollura paechayae unga payyan ketka maattaen'guraanae, appadi pudivaadha-karana?
Man2:
Illa, avanukku kaadhu sevidu.

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Paal eppam vetkapadum?
Adhoda "aadai"ya edutha pinbu.

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Mummy: Saapaattu thattu mela scale'la vacchu ennada pannura?
Son: Neenga dhana alavodu saapida soneenga; adhan alandhu paarthu sapidaraen.

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Veerappan ubayogikkum soap enna?
Mysore Sandal Soap!

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Enna, TV vaangina 10 pathu handkerchief free'ya?
Mega Serial paarthu varum kaneerai thudaikka.

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Dentist aen avar office'la nadigai'gal padama otti vachhu irukkaru?
Aaaa'nnu solla theva illayam.

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Ukkara mudiyadha tharai edhu?
puliyo-tharai.
Sappida mudiyadha meen edhu?
Vin-meen.
Bus aen stand'la nikkudhu?
Aenna adhala ukkara mudiyadhu.

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En lover romba kanjam di.
Edha vachhu sollura di?
Beach'la poi sundal saapida'laamna, kovilukku poi saapidalamm endru solluraaru.

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